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‘Go your own way, and let the people talk.’
Karl Marx
‘Anger is the most corrosive of the emotions in its ability to increase heart strain. Avoid contact with irritating people; instead write them a letter, then tear it up before posting it.’
Dr Graham Jackson
‘Beware of men who cry. It’s true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.’
Nora Ephron
‘If you sit by the banks of the Ganges long enough, the bodies of all your enemies will float by.’
Indian Proverb
‘Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.’
Henry Ward Beecher
‘Remember, there are three sides to every story: yours, mine and the truth.’
Engel family saying
‘People who haven’t learned to love someone else better than they love themselves, I say they haven’t begun to live.’
Catherine Bramwell-Booth
‘That’s my Dick. Always standing up for a fellow.’
Attr. G. A. Henty
‘In our hearts there is a ruthless dictator, ready to contemplate the misery of a thousand strangers if it will ensure the happiness of the few we love.’
Graham Greene
‘Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.’
Spike Milligan
‘Your friend is the man who knows all about you and still likes you.’
Elbert Hubbard
‘A true friend is one who likes you despite your achievements.’
Arnold Bennett
‘When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.’
Rita Rudner
‘We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.’
Orson Welles
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